Funny New Home Card Messages

5 ready-to-use messages. Copy one and use it on a custom card at 1in100.win.

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Congratulations on your new home! May the broadband be fast and the neighbours quiet.

New home, new life — new set of things to fix and argue about lovingly. Congratulations!

Congratulations! Welcome to the world of understanding why your parents always talked about gutters.

New home! May your boiler never break, your Wi-Fi never drop, and your parking always be available.

Congratulations on your new home. May every flat-pack you attempt go suspiciously well.

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