Funny Christmas Card Messages

6 ready-to-use messages. Copy one and use it on a custom card at 1in100.win.

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Merry Christmas! May your presents be exactly what you wanted and your relatives be on their best behaviour.

Happy Christmas! May your batteries be included and your assembly instructions make sense.

Another Christmas, another year of pretending to like sprouts. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas! I got you a card. The bar was reassuringly low.

May your Christmas be merry, your wine plentiful, and your family chat brief. Happy Christmas.

Merry Christmas! May your turkey be moist and your Wi-Fi strong.

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