Funny Birthday Card Messages

Age is just a number. In your case, quite a large one. Happy birthday.

You do not look a day over last year. Which is exactly how old you are. Happy birthday.

Congratulations on surviving another lap around the sun without anyone pressing charges. Happy birthday.

You are not old. You are vintage. Vintage things are worth more. Happy birthday.

I got you a card instead of a gift. Think of it as an investment in our friendship budget. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! At your age, getting lucky means finding your car in the car park on the first go.

Another year wiser, they say. I am still waiting for evidence. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I would say you look great for your age, but I do not want to get into a maths argument.